Truth in Advertising

In browsing one of the websites that I have conveniently posted a link to on the right hand side of the screen, I came across this concept. People if you trust me, I will lead you in the right direction.

If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles



I missed the boat on the Lost bandwagon and I now feel as if it's way too late for me to try to hop on board. The same thing happened for me with The Sopranos. Maybe one day I will get the dvd's to see what I missed. Lost has really become a hot button topic at the water cooler. Everywhere I go, whether it be in the cafeteria or in the hallways, I hear people talking to one another about their theories as to what is happening in this show. I'm a big closure guy, so I don't know how I'd feel about not knowing what was going on. Is it a flashback? Is it a scene from the future? I think this poster has it right, it's a cocktease.





All I know about ER is that this is their last season and that George Clooney used to be on it. I posted this one because of Stamos' run as Uncle Jesse on Full House. That character has become quite the cult legend since the show last aired. This website never really caught on like the Chuck Norris boom from a few years ago, but it is of the same ilk.




I'm a huge fan of Mad Men so naturally this poster appealed to me. Simply put, Jon Hamm's character Don Draper is the man. He gets hammered at work, sleeps with whoever he wants, and thinks of brilliant advertising concepts. The show won the Emmy for best Drama Series after only it's second season, yet not too many people know about it because it airs on AMC.




There's been plenty of CSI jokes, but this sums them all up.




Easily the best one. Women of all ages get off to this show. I had one of my movie crushes on the female lead of this show when she was in Old School. I thought she would remain an under the radar actress that had something about her, but sure enough she had to hit it off with this crap. Another actress from this show, Katherine Heigel, was nominated for an Emmy for her role, but got on her high horse and asked for the nomination to be revoked because she felt as if the writers didn't give her character enough to work with. I hope she gets knocked up by someone as ugly as Seth Rogan in real life.




Sex sells people. Sex sells. These girls became famous for one reason and one reason only, every guy in America wants to throw it in them. Their attractiveness is one thing, but the fact that they are stuck up and annoying makes guys want to teach them a lesson in the sack. That chick Heidi, who is dating or married to the blond haired joker, is the definition of a hate fuck. Girls don't have those, do they?




If I had one gun and one bullet to be used on someone in Hollywood I would eliminate Cloris Leachman. I don't even care that her biological clock is close to its end anyway. I can't deal with her anymore.



This website (www.holytaco.com) also did the same thing with movies, but I thought the TV ones were slightly better.