"Women are like brownies. Even if a guy isn't hungry, you put a brownie in front of him and he's like, "Ehhh I guess I'll eat it.""
Essentially what he meant was that guys are lazy and they'll usually settle for the girl that's the most aggressive. Sure, sometimes a guy likes the cat and mouse game that occurs when a girl plays hard to get, but in general, they want to put in the least amount of work possible in order to get some. This comment was made because Dirk is a professional athlete and this female is a dog (more on this later). Normally professional athletes have smoking hot wives because they are rich and (most) women are superficial. Most professional athletes also cheat on their spouses at a ramped rate. A female friend of mine (again, I'm a huge FOG), told me that she doesn't respect Kobe Bryant because he infamously cheated on his wife. My argument was that 1.) Kobe's wife, although hot, sucks 2.) Jordan cheated on his wife countless time and 3.) At least 75% of professional athletes (NBA, MLB, and NFL) cheat. Now chicks dig hockey players, but I don't know the sport well enough to include them in my estimation.
Okay, so back to this Dirk situation. His ex-fiance Cristal Taylor was arrested at his home on charges of fraud. Apparently there were warrants out for her arrest in two states and she had used somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 aliases in her adult life. Outside of secret agents, anyone that has an alias is a complete whack job (unless that alias is tater salad). It's a tell tale sign. Kind of like my theory that if you have a tattoo on your neck, you're a thug. Dirk was not the first professional athlete that Ms. Taylor tried to take down. Former St. Louis Rams Quarterback Tony Banks came out and said that he used to date Taylor and that she almost ruined his life.
Here is what Taylor and a mid game Dirk look like:
Any guesses as to what their unborn child is going to look like? Here's mine.
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