Showing posts with label Minka Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minka Kelly. Show all posts

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Turn Out the Lights

As an avid TV junkie I’m sad to report that we lost one of the best television shows going last Friday. After five seasons NBC’s Friday Night Lights came to a close. As disappointing as it is that the series is now over it’s amazing that it lasted as long as it did, especially if you consider that it started as a book then became a movie and was then adapted for television. Seriously, how many ideas are successful in all three formats?

I’ll be the first to admit that I was a Friday Night Lights doubter from day one. I didn’t enjoy the movie when I originally saw it in theaters (I liked it a lot better the 2nd time, but probably because of the TV show connections), sports related TV shows never work, and after watching five minutes of an early episode it just came across as the most overdramatized show in the history of television with all the last second finishes, etc. One of my college roommates was a big fan from the get go and I used to rip on him all the time for it (my apologies Kess).

However, throughout the course of the next few years I heard more and more positive reviews and decided to give the show a try mainly because I could watch the first two seasons online thanks to my Netflix account. It didn’t take long for me to get hooked. I soon started DVR’ing the new episodes and I watched all the way through the series finale.

Friday Night Lights probably won’t go down as one of the best television shows in history (it finally picked up an Emmy nomination for Best Drama Series), but I think it was wildly underrated and underappreciated.

Here are a handful of reasons why I think the show worked:

1.) It wasn’t about football- If you only watched the previews you would think that the show was mainly about a football team and their games every week, but in reality the football itself was largely secondary. In most episodes football scenes were limited to 5-6 minutes at max. The show was really about the football loving town of Dillon, Texas and the Taylor family’s participation in it. It was about relationships, growing up, getting back on the right track, learning through failure, worrying about your future, and family.

For example, the coach/quarterback relationship was amplified because the quarterback dated the coach’s daughter. Things like that made the plot more about real life as opposed to just football.

2.) There were likeable, flawed characters-

Eric Taylor- One of the reasons I decided to give the show a try (aside from the added level of convenience provided by Netflix) was because of Kyle Chandler, who played the main character and head football coach Eric Taylor. I have enjoyed Taylor’s work ever since he played the lead character, Gary Hobson, on CBS’ Early Edition. That was one of the first night time dramas that I ever watched. On the show Chandler’s character ran a bar in Chicago and got tomorrow’s newspaper today, so he would spend most of his time helping people avoid tragedies, etc.

On Friday Night Lights Chandler was the young, upstart coach who was considered an offensive mastermind (another reason I took to his character). He also served as the moral majority for his family, his football players, and sometimes even the town. He always knew what to say, how to say it, and when to say it. That said, he was nothing without his wife, Tami.



Tami Taylor- Connie Britton, who played Michael J. Fox’s initial love interest on Spin City before Heather Locklear showed up, was one of the few carry overs from the movie (the man who played Buddy Garrity is another). She played opposite Billy Bob Thornton in the film, but her chemistry with Chandler was off the charts. On the show she played a guidance counselor turned principal turned back to guidance counselor and she largely served those roles outside of her job. Tami Taylor was always helping kids get in college, work through problems at home, and she said “Ya’ll” about 4463837 times per episode. She was also sneaky hot. Her tangible connection with her husband drove the show. The way they made things work from problem to problem and hurdle to hurdle is probably one of the biggest takeaways from the show.

Tim Riggins



I would argue that Tim Riggins, played by Taylor Kitsch, is one of the greatest most well liked television characters of all time. Female viewers loved him because he’s a stud and male viewers loved him for his I don’t give a fuck attitude. He essentially just boozed his face off, dominated football games, and hooked up with any girl that he wanted to. He was also loyal to a fault, down to earth, and respectful. What I loved most about Riggins is that he referred to others by the number that they wore in football (“Last game 7.” “Seven’s back in town?”) and everytime he was at a party he said something to the effect of, “Let’s make some memories.” Let me be the first (probably not the first) and certainly not the last to say that it’s going to be very odd to see him play any other role in the future.

3.) Hot chicks- You can’t go wrong with eye candy and Friday Night Lights certainly didn’t disappoint. Aimee Teegarden, Adrianne Palicki, and Minka Kelly made the show a whole lot more aesthetically pleasing to watch.








4.) Theme music- If I’ve said it once I’ve said it 1000 times. Friday Night Lights had the best opening theme song of any television show that I’ve ever seen. Basically the show would just start with a scene or two for 4-5 minutes, a level of drama would build, and then boom. Opening music. It got me every time.




5.) Not afraid to usher in a new class- Television shows about highschool always fall into the same trap. If they are successful, and that’s a big if, they go out of their way to avoid the logical progression of time. If the main characters are juniors in high school in Season 1 they should be in college by Season 3. Most shows don’t do this though because by Season 3 their stars are recognizable and have contributed significantly to the success of the show. They feel compelled to keep them around as long as possible because starting over is an incredibly leap of faith not to mention virtually unheard of.

The core group of characters on Friday Night Lights began Season 1 as sophomores in highschool. Season 4 began with a new core group of young actors and they gradually faded the old characters out of the plot. By sticking to a feasible timeline Friday Night Lights earned some major bonus points in my eyes. It should be noted that I think they were able to do this because, like I’ve said, the relationship between Eric and Tami Taylor is what drove the show.


While those points all contributed to the show’s success there must be a reason why the show was cancelled. What led to Friday Night Lights’ downfall?

1.) To be blunt, nobody watched. I think NBC made a big mistake by feeling obligated to air the show on Friday nights just because of the show’s name. No one, with a life, watches television on Friday nights. In that respect, this show was almost set up to fail from the get go. I would contend that if the show aired on Tuesday or Wednesday it would almost certainly be preparing for Season 6.

2.) The show was incredibly dramatic. If you were a fan of the show you almost took it with a grain of salt. You knew going into it that certain plot lines, game highlights, etc. would be wayyy over the top, but the good far outweighed the bad. That said, I think the Dillon Panthers and West Dillon Lions combined for about 32 last second wins over the course of 5 seasons.

3.) Some of the plot lines were just brutal. For example: Landry and Tyra killing that guy in Season 2. Jason Street trying to become an agent, flip houses, etc.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

El Capitan

For as long as I can remember I have been a Yankee hater. George Steinbrenner and his Evil Empire have been the bane of my existence as a Bluejays fan for the better part of the last 15 years. Case in point, last year (first time I'm saying last year and referencing 2009- it feels a little weird) they won the World Series with former Blue Jay great A.J. Burnett as their number 2 starter. They also had former Blue Jay Rookie of the Year Eric Hinske on their roster, but he's been dead to me ever since his sophomore slump in 2003, during which he hit .243 with just 12 homeruns and 63 RBI's.

Winning with former Blue Jays doesn't even begin to describe the hate in my soul, though. Admittedly my hate has dissipated over the years, but growing up I hated how the Yankees always signed the big name free agents. I hated how they always found a way to come back and win. And I hated how they always made the playoffs. The face of the Yankees for the past 15 years has undoubtedly been Derek Jeter, but despite my hate for the organization I have never hated him. Sure he's overrated defensively and I think that this play is overly dramatic, but like I included in a post a few months ago, Jeter is just hard to hate.

Not only is Jeter hard to hate, he's cool. He is largely regarded as one of the lone brightspots of the so-called "steroids era". In fact, baseball fans have become so desensitized to PEDs (performance enhancing drugs) that they would only be surprised if Jeter or Ken Griffey, Jr. were discovered to be users. Jeter's ability to thrive in the clutch as well has his fistful of rings make him a mortal lock to be enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame five years after he plays his last game.

While he'll have to wait the requisite time to be inducted into Cooperstown, he will soon become a member of a more illustrious Hall of Fame. In case you haven't heard, the New York Post has reported that the 35-year old Jeter is set to marry his current girlfriend Minka Kelly (more on her later) on November 5th of this year. If this is in fact true it would put an end to one of the most impressive dating resumes of all time. Seriously, everyone always talks about how Joltin' Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe, but just take a look at what/who D'Slangin' Derek has done. If this isn't worthy of the Bachelorhood Hall of Fame I don't know what is.


Mariah Carey



Mariah Carey, the 5-time Grammy Award winner, is the only of Jeter's girlfriends that was more famous than him at the time that they dated(right now I'd say they are equally famous). Dating Mariah from '96-'98 may be Jeter's most impressive feat as a bachelor because 1.) She was married to Tommy Mottolla until 1997 and 2.) She was in her (career and sexual) prime and could have had any guy that she wanted (She released her Butterfly album in '97)

By the way, look at Mariah's dating resume. She went from Mottolla (white and 21 years older than her) to Jeter (mulatto and 4 years younger than her) to Nick Cannon (black and 10 years younger than her). P Diddy and/or Mase definitely fucked her during the making of the Honey (Bad Boys Remix) video and she's been working her way towards black guys ever since, right?


Lara Dutta



Dutta, who was born in India, was named Miss Universe in 2000 at the age of 21.

In September of 2009 ESPN.Com's Rick Reilly wrote, "A few years back, Jeter let me open an entire locker full of his mail. The most interesting letter was from a different Miss Universe, who included a photo with not a lot of clothing and her cell number. When I told Jeter -- with astonishment -- that he was being pursued with vigor by a Miss Universe, he said, and I quote exactly: "No way, dude. I'm not going down that Miss Universe road again." I just stared, open-mouthed, at him. Has any man ever uttered that sentence before?"


Jordana Brewster



Jeter dated the soap opera turned Hollywood actress just as she came into the national spotlight for her role in the film The Fast and the Furious (2001).


Adriana Lima



Lima is a Victoria's Secret model who was born in Brazil. She is a devout Catholic that attends church every Sunday. In fact, Lima told GQ in 2006 that she was a virgin and was going to wait until she got married to have sex.

I find it hard to believe that Jeter couldn't snake her v-card, but she has since married former NBA player Marko Jaric and they have a baby girl named Valentina.


Vanessa Minnillo



Long before Nick Lachey came along, Jeter dated the former Miss Teen USA and TRL host. I'm a big fan of Minnillo because she's smoking hot, but still comes across as the girl next door type.


Jessica Alba



Alba is one of the most pre-eminent sex symbols in America (#1 in Maxim's Hot 100 list in 2001, #1 in AskMen.com's 99 Most Desirable Women in 2006) and Jeter, of course, dated her in her prime. Alba is both so hot and known for being so hot that it took me a good 15 seconds to remember that she is an actress.

I thought she was going to be the one to tie Jeter down (they seemed right together), but the two split and she is now married with a child.


Jessica Biel



There was big debate in the 00's about which Jessica, Biel or Alba, was hotter. Go figure Jeter dated them both. Biel first hit it big as the oldest sibling of the Camden family on the WB show 7th Heaven. By the turn of the millenium she knew that she had to branch out from her "goody goody" image to have a lasting career in Hollywood, so what did she do? Although it pissed off her producers at 7th Heaven, she posed for semi-nude photographs for Gear magazine at the age of 17. She has since said that she regrets that decision, but I think it's what skyrocketed her towards super stardom. If she didn't pose for those pictures does she still date Jeter and Justin Timberlake? My guess is no, but then again, I was always in the Alba camp.


Minka Kelly



Jeter has reportedly been dating the Friday Night Lights star since May of 2009 and the two have already been falsely rumored to be engaged.

Even if the rumors are again false, the question still needs to be answered. Where does Minka Kelly rank among Jeter's former flames?

Well first and foremost I'm a huge fan of Friday Night Lights and Minka is unconscionably hot everytime she appears on screen, so I think she's right up there. Next, it's hard to believe, but Minka/Lyla Garrity, is older than both Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel (the youngest of the 3- shocking, I know), but I think this makes her a more compatible match for Jeter. Next, her father is a former guitarist for Aerosmith, which is cool, except for the fact that he abandoned Minka and her mother. Lastly, she may not have the same kind of star power that Jeter's former girlfriends had, but she's entering her prime as an actress and a baby maker and I think Jeter finally wants to settle down.



There are also unsubstantiated rumors that link Jeter to Vida Guerra, Scarlett Johansson, and Gabrielle Union.

Seriously, is anyone else even in Jeter's league? The only other contenders that I can think of are:

Brad Pitt: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie

Justin Timberlake: Britney Spears, Vanessa Milano, Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel

and

John Mayer: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston