Monday, January 5, 2009

Deep Thoughts with Mad Max

Are tampons, in any way, self-arousing for women?

My friend Max is a sexual being. You know that old myth that says that men think about sex every 7 seconds, or something absurd like that. Well it's not a myth for Max. He is always thinking about new ways to stimulate women and I have no doubt that this is an area where he excels. This weekend two females told me that Max once posed this question to them and they quickly debunked this theory of his. They thought that their response of, "We can't even feel it," was fool proof, but boy were they mistaken. If women can't feel tampons lodged in their vaginas, than what else could be stuck up there without their knowledge? I will start the party and say q-tips. Not this Q-Tip, because they'd definitely feel that. I now call on all of The Shampoo Effect readers to both offer more items that women would not feel if they were in their vaginas and to create a name to be referred to as. For example, basketball crowds are often referred to as 'The Sixth Man', football crowds are referred to as 'The Twelth Man". What should The Shampoo Effect Audience be referred to as?

2 comments:

Kyle Korver said...

theres no way women can feel robbys penis in their vagina, also loose change and stuart scotts glass eye

Chet Stanley said...

way to rep the mark the shark titus theory of trying to get the audience to nickname themselves. mark-1 dan-0