Glory Days

Alright folks, as many of you know, I wrote a column for my school newspaper last year titled "He Said" in which I delivered the male opinion on a different topic each week. My use of gross generalities and stereotypes, albeit most of them founded in truth, caused a bit of an uproar from the future baby bearers of the fine institution that I now call my alma mater. For those of you unfamiliar with the column, here are a few that caused the bleeding heart liberal feminists on campus to get their panties in a bunch.

The Morning After

The Women of Fairfield

Women and Sports


Now of course, there were many females that enjoyed the column and for that they are thanked.

Evidently my successor this year has been causing a commotion of his own, but not of the same kind. His readership is rebelling against him for not being funny and he is attacking them. (Not a good idea)


In the past few weeks I have received a number of phone calls and texts about this dire situation. Two weeks ago an article was called "He Said is Dead" and then last week the hammer was dropped with "He Said/She Said are out of touch".

Sure enough The Stan Man took this golden opportunity, with encouragement bordering on pressure from a cousin that will remain nameless, to write a letter to the editor and give the young boys and girls a little taste of what they've been missing. My apologies if the tail end of that last sentence came across with a pedaphiliac like tone. It was not meant that way. Here is that letter (with a picture to boot).