Do homosexual males enjoy the process of excretion?
When my friend Max first posed that question to me I was unsure of the appropriate answer. Gay men (the bottoms anyway) find pleasure in getting long conical shaped objects lodged in their rectal cavities. Wouldn't it seem plausible then to assume that they enjoy your average, everyday Webster's Dictionary style logs of poop sliding through their fudge factories? If that is the case, and again I am not sure that it is, would they then prairie dog those brown bananas to recreate the sexual thrusting experience?
While the physical evidence seems to be steaming like an avalanche, there remains the dark side of dumping that we don't like to talk about. The painful poops, the different colors of chocolate, the monsoon mashes, and the rest. There is no way that any male, no matter if he regularly takes a rod up his tail pipe or not, can liken poop to sexual pleasure. But who am I to decide?
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