Top 10- Super Bowl Edition

Now that we are in full on Super Bowl detox mode I figured I'd chime in while I still could. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure I will in the coming days, but the tradition every year is for the Super Bowl winning quarterback to answer the question, "Now that you've won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?" by saying, "I'm going to go to Disney World." Disney then turns that post game response into a commercial. Here is my man Eli Manning after the Giants beat the Patriots in 2008.



While that is the tradition, here are the Top Ten Things that Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers should have said on Sunday night when asked what he was going to do next...


10.) "Teach Christina Aguilera the words to our national anthem."


9.) "Make sure my wide receivers wash the butter off of their fingers."




8.) "I'm going to Disney World"- Even I can't knock tradition. Plus, I work for Disney.


7.) "Head to the piano bar with a few of my teammates to celebrate."


6.) "Ask you all not to refer to me as A-Rod because I don't want to be confused for that purple-lipped loser."




5.) "Defend my title on Monday Night Raw"




4.) "Take Fergie into a bathroom stall because her body is ridiculous,"




3.) "And then punch her in the face for effectively ruining "Sweet Child o' Mine"


2.)"Put my red cardigan on and return to my neighborhood."




1.) "Send Jenn Sterger a real text message."