Just imagine the changes that you have gone through in the past 2191 days. Think about all the people that you've hooked up with in that span. I'm pretty sure that my friend and his girlfriend have never even fought in all this time. Now of course I've met this girlfriend many times and she's an absolute sweetheart and my friend is one of the nicest kids going to, but it's not humanly possible to not fight with someone for six whole years. This fact got me thinking, and once I thought about it long enough, the evidence began to snowball.
Try this on for size. He's 5'10 and 160 pounds soaking wet. He is extremely neat and organized. He gets along with every female he's ever come in contact with. He dresses like a metro sexual. He's the lead singer of a pop rock band. He revels in getting naked in front of other men. On Spring Break he brought a gay man back to our condo. And he's quick to have (I wish I was kidding) small dick contests with other guys.
Here is the music video for one of his band's songs. Remember that he is the lead singer. (The text in the middle of the screen for the first minute might be the only thing gayer than him)
Now in the video you may have noticed him with this Colombian man, who I suspect was one of his many lovers.
This helps validate one of my many long held beliefs about gay people. Now I'm not sure about the percentages and it probably isn't even close to 50%, but doesn't it seem like there is an extraordinary amount of interracial gay couples? Most of these being between a white male and a Hispanic male. I'm not really sure where this belief is grounded, but here's two examples from the world of popular culture to help my case.
Cedric and Bob
Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas in Philadelphia (It's a Denzel movie, get off me)
So what do you think? Is he gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
4 comments:
I think the only thing that video proves is that if Robbie is gay (which is fine by me) then johnny and mikey are his sexual partners and guzman is a top every once in a while
Never has it been so obvious that someone is gay, the jury is still out on the rest of us.. stanczyk included
in 8 years of knowing robby, not once have i ever even thought that he could be a straight man.
fun fact for john zanz: i started dating katie baisi the week before robby and jolynne started dating. 6 years ago? i wish it was longer
Alright, this is bullshit! I am not neat, or organized. And me and my girlfriend have fought, but only because she caught me wearing her clothes around her house. Great post, kid.
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