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Monday, November 7, 2011

Top 25- Actors

I always used to say that Denzel Washington and Leonardo DiCaprio were 1 and 1A when it comes to male actors. I still think the world of them both, but I don’t think it’s accurate to put them on that kind of pedestal. Case in point, Denzel hasn’t been in a good movie since Dejavu (2007) and that’s a stretch and DiCaprio has never, I repeat never, won an Academy Award. That said, I think it’s time that I accurately rank the best actors in Hollywood much like I’ve ranked the best actresses twice.

Here are the criteria that I will use:

-Talent- How good of an actor are you? Can you play multiple roles? Have you been typecast? Do your performances stand out and have a lasting impact?
-Prestige- Is your name big enough to sell a movie? Does your acting resume stack up? Have you been nominated for, or won, big time awards?
-Exposure- Do I know who your wife/girlfriend is? If so, how hot is she? Are you all over the tabloid magazines? How much are you in the public eye?
-Wealth- What kind of price tag do you have on you? What do you make per movie?
-Recent Activity- What have you done for me lately? When I hear your name can I easily recall the most recent movie that you've been in? If so, was that movie successful?

Top 25

1.) George Clooney- I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone that doesn’t like Clooney. He’s as big of a big wig as there is in Hollywood. He’s all over the news whenever it comes to actors contributing to disaster relief efforts. It’s almost unfathomable because he’s been around for so long, but I would argue that Clooney is still in his prime. His acting resume just keeps getting better. He’s been nominated for Best Actor twice (Michael Clayton (2008), Up in the Air (2010) and should garner another nom for The Descendants (2011), he’s won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor (Syriana (2005)), and he’s directed some quality films in Good Night, and Good Luck (2005) and this year’s political thriller The Ides of March (2011).

Clooney also deserves a lot of credit for his dating resume. He wisely dates attractive women that are only tangibly famous. He’s always the more famous one in the relationship, so when he runs through girlfriend after girlfriend there is no sob story from the ex because people only her as the girl that dated Clooney.



The perfect illustration of Clooney’s power and fame involves his new girlfriend and former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler. Kebiler, who I want to say was also on Dancing With The Stars, has an appearance fee of $10,000 (absurd, I know). Basically she gets paid 10 large to show up to events and be hot (she has legs for days). Since she started dating Clooney her attendance fee has increased to $25,000. That means that Stacy Keibler became 150% more famous only because Clooney’s taking her to Pound Town.

2.) Leonardo DiCaprio- Not exactly a huge drop from 1 or 1A, but as I noted earlier, Leo’s biggest weakness is that he’s never taken home the hardware at The Oscars. He’s been nominated twice for Best Actor and once for Best Supporting Actor, but has never really been in the discussion to win. It’s almost hard to believe because DiCaprio rarely swings and misses. He once ran off the following stretch in consecutive order.

Gangs of New York (2002)- nominated for Best Picture
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)- Best Actor nomination
The Departed (2006)- won Best Picture
Blood Diamond (2006)- Best Actor nomination

His only real flop was Revolutionary Road (2008) in which he starred alongside Kate Winslet, and I actually thought it was a pretty good movie. He should garner another Best Actor nom for his portrayal of the first director of the FBI in the biopic J. Edgar (2011), but I don’t think that he’ll win. Leo is like the Indianapolis Colts from 1999-2006. They were always good, sometimes dominant, but they could never win the big one.

While Leo has never won the big one for his work on the silver screen he’s more than made up for it with his work off of the screen. He dated various models and actresses in the 90’s, but what he’s done in the past 10 years is virtually unprecedented. He dated supermodel and current Mrs. Tom Brady Giselle Bundchen from 2001-2005 when she was probably the most attractive woman in the world, then moved on to the woman that took her place in supermodel Bar Refaeli and dated her from 2005 until May of this year.



Since May Leo reportedly dated up and coming smokeshow actress Blake Lively.

3.) Brad Pitt- First and foremost, he was married to the woman that’s #2 on my list of actresses, but he upgraded and he’s now married to the woman that’s #1. Pitt has mellowed in the past few years, but he’s often thought of as one of the rock star actors. His celebrity has been off the charts for years. What gets lost in the shuffle of Pitt’s good looks and female conquests is that he’s actually a pretty good actor. He’s not great or transcendent by any means, but he’s certainly above average. He’s been nominated for two Oscars, most recently for Best Actor for his role in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), and he’ll most likely be nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of Billy Beane in Moneyball (2011).

4.) Sean Penn- Penn is a polished actor who’s seemingly done it all over the course of his career. From comedy (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) to mentally challenged (I Am Sam) to high drama (Mystic River) his range is just incredible. He’s the only man to win Best Actor more than once since Tom Hanks in the mid 90’s.

He’s also been married to Madonna and Robin Wright (Jenny in Forrest Gump), he’s dated Jewel, and he’s been spotted with Scarlett Johanssen. On top of all of that Penn is like the Bono of actors when it comes to political and social causes.

5.) Matt Damon- Damon is just incredibly likeable. He was the bad guy in The Departed (2006) and the first time I saw the movie I found myself rooting for him. He’s perhaps best known for his breakout performance in Good Will Hunting (1998) and The Bourne trilogy, but he’s been in plenty of other quality films. For example, Ocean’s Eleven (2001) Syriana (2005), True Grit (2010), and I really liked his performance in The Adjustment Bureau (2011).

6.) Colin Firth- His name doesn’t carry a lot of cachet, but the good natured Brit has been nominated for Best Actor in back to back years including a win for his role in The King’s Speech last year.

7.) Denzel Washington- My man. Denzel, where have you been lately? His work in Training Day (2001) and Man on Fire (2004) is iconic, but the best African American actor of all time will continue to slide down these ranking unless he gets it going again.

8.) Ryan Gosling- He’s come a long way since The Notebook (2004). You know that Gosling’s acting ability is legitimate because he’s gotten recognition for his work in indie films. He’s never really had a huge production firm totting his work. He was nominated for Best Actor in 2007 for playing a high school teacher who smokes pot in Half Nelson and he was one of the biggest Oscar snubs last year for playing a deadbeat husband opposite Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine (2010). He’s also having a great 2011 starring in the critically acclaimed action film Drive as well as playing the lead in George Clooney’s political thriller The Ides of March.



To top it all off he's reportedly been dating the sultry Eva Mendes.

9.) Javier Bardem- Bardem seemingly came out of nowhere, but it doesn’t look like he’s going away anytime soon.



He fathered a child this year with his smoking hot wife Penelope Cruz, he won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in 2008 (No Country for Old Men), and he was nominated for Best Actor for his work in a film that not many people, including me, have seen (Biutiful).

10.) Johnny Depp- People love Johnny Depp. I am not one of them. Either way he gets paid a boatload of money for every movie he stars in and the public remains fascinated with him regardless of the quality of his work. He is unquestionably one of the most elite actors in Hollywood.

11.) Christian Bale- He can be the lead in a movie (American Pscyho), he can serve his purpose in a movie (The Dark Knight), and he can steal a movie with one of the best performances that I’ve ever seen (The Fighter). He’s also a hot head that I often forget is from across the pond.

12.) Jeff Bridges- What a resurgence for the dude. Bridges won Best Actor in 2010 for his role in Crazy Heart and followed it up with another Oscar nomination for Best Actor this year for his role in True Grit.

13.) Philip Seymour Hoffman- He’s won an Oscar for Best Actor (Capote), but he’s at his best in a supporting role. He was hysterical in Along Came Polly (2004), great in Oscar nominated roles in Charlie Wilson’s War (2007) and Doubt (2008), and I expect him to be fantastic in Moneyball (2011) and The Ides of March (2011).

14.) Joseph Gordon-Levitt- I hatttted him when he was on 3rd Rock From the Sun. In fact, I hated 3rd Rock From the Sun. Gordon-Levitt has come a long way since then, though. He was outstanding in (500) Days of Summer and Inception and I’ve heard nothing but positives from 50/50.

15.) Jeremy Renner- I can’t say that I’m a big fan of Renner. It’s not that I don’t like him, but the Academy seems to love him and I can’t figure it out. He was nominated for Best Actor for his role in The Hurt Locker (2009) and nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Town (2010).

16.) Robert Downey, Jr.- The only member of the Brat Pack that’s still relevant. Downey, Jr. partied hard through the 80’s, got hooked on drugs in the 90’s, and now he’s back and better than ever.

17.) Mark Wahlberg- I still can’t get over the fact that he originally broke onto the scene as a rapper, but Wahlberg has worked tirelessly to reinvent himself on multiple occasions.

18.) Ben Affleck- Don’t ask me why, but I’ve always been a huge fan of Affleck. He also gets bonus points for being married to Jennifer Garner.

19.) Viggo Mortensen- Easily the most underrated actor in Hollywood. He was awesome as Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, amazing in A History of Violence (2005), and electric in his Oscar nominated role in Eastern Promises (2008).

20.) James Franco- Franco has some serious talent and he’s driven to excel across multiple platforms. He was horrendous as a co-host of The Oscars, but his future is still bright.

21.) Liam Neeson- He’s 59 years old and I think it’s safe to say that he’s the best action star going right now.

22.) Bradley Cooper- He’s been everywhere since his breakout performance as Sack in Wedding Crashers (2005).

23.) Jamie Foxx- No, there isn’t a quota that requires me to include more than one African American on this list. Foxx is a badass. Not only is he cool, but he’s won an Oscar and he has a rap career.

24.) Ryan Reynolds- He’s funny, attractive (don’t judge me), and he’s all over People magazine and US Weekly. Reynolds makes these rankings based solely on his history with other actresses. He married Scarlet Johannssen and has been linked to Sandra Bullock and Blake Lively.

25.) Daniel Craig- This list wouldn't be complete without James Bond. That role has enough cachet to almost guarantee cultural relevance.
Others receiving votes: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Josh Brolin, Andrew Garfield, Jake Gyllenahll, Will Smith, James McAvoy, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Matthew McConaughey, Jason Bateman, Edward Norton, Shia LeBouf, Daniel Dey-Lewis, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe

Monday, August 3, 2009

Friends before Fame

Just like most Americans I'm infatuated with the lives of celebrities. For example,I admittedly read two pop culture blogs daily. Also, when I'm home I don't hesistate to flip through my mom's People and US Weekly magazines. I think what I find most fascinating is what celebrities were like before they became famous. It's also really cool to find out that two celebrities knew each other well before either of them hit it big. For example, for those of you that didn't watch the new HBO show "Joe Buck Live", sportscaster Joe Buck and actor/comedian Paul Rudd were boyhood friends in Kansas.


Rudd is on the left, Buck is second from the left

Along the same lines, I recently stumbled across this site that highlights pairs of celebrities that were roommates before becoming famous. For those of you that stubbornly/lazily avoid clicking on my links, here are a few of the notable former roommates.

Judd Apatow/Adam Sandler-lived together in L.A. before making it big. Actual footage of the onetime roommates is shown at the beginning of their new film Funny People.

Al Gore/Tommy Lee Jones- roomed and partied together as upperclassmen at Harvard.

Kiefer Sutherland/Robert Downey Jr.- Hollywood bunkmates for 3 years. Imagine the kind of drugs these two did together.

Dustin Hoffman/Gene Hackman- shared a tiny NYC apartment together in the early '60s and starred together with the following pair in the 2003 film Runaway Jury.

John Cusack/Jeremy Piven- grew up together in Evanston, Illinois and lived together in Chicago while they studied acting. The two have shared the silverscreen 10 times.


Now naturally this got me thinking about my own former roommates. I don't think there's any doubt that I'm going to hit it big, but I can't figure out if any of my former roommates have what it takes to join me in the world of celebrity. Let's take a look at the candidates.

1.) My cousin, who for reasons I don't even know myself has yet to be mentioned by name since the conception of this blog.



Roommate from: Sept. '04-May '05, Sept '05-May '06, Aug. '07-May '08 (28 total months)
Current Location: Hoboken, N.J.
Hobbies/Interests: Michael Jordan, basketball, golf, youtubing panda bears making spaghetti, rap music, lax, talking to me online for 4 hours a day, capturing Bigfoot, Jimmy Buffett
Best chance at becoming famous: He actually has a pretty good movie idea, but needs someone (i.e. me) to write the screenplay. He has also appeared in Cosmopolitan magazine.

2.) Glancy



Roommate from: Sept. '06- May '07, Dec. '08- Apr. '09 (14 total months)
Current Location: Chicago, Illinois
Hobbies/Interests: America, Tobacco, sleeping with the TV on, recruiting websites, Notre Dame football, waking up with one sock on, Bill Simmons, Miller Lite, 24, movies, all Chicago and New England based professional sports franchises, pulling his shirt over his head and pouring beer onto his covered mouth
Best Chance at becoming famous: Despite being the Illinois State Player of the Year in hockey in highschool and the #1 baseball recruit back in college his athletic prowess has all but evaporated. As a former co-host of my weekly sports talk radio show, his best bet is probably becoming the Jack-O to my Bill Simmons.

3.) Dylan



Roommate from: Sept. '06- May '07 (9 total months)
Current Location: Redding, CT
Hobbies/Interests: becoming a member of the Navy SEALs, biking, going to Arthur Ave in the Bronx 5 times a week to get fresh mozzarella and tortellini, UNC basketball, driving aggressively, techno music, talking about getting into fights without ever actually fighting anyone, tearing his labrum, wearing flannel shirts.
Best Chance at becoming famous: Even though he "ran shit" in highschool, I don't really like Dylan's chances at hitting it big. I think his celebrity potential peaks at something like creating a website like college humor and starring in the videos.

4.) Kess



Roommate from: Sept. '06- May '07 (9 total months)
Current Location: Brewster, NY
Hobbies/Interests: fixing computers, the Jersey Shore, Penn State Football, doing Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, googling, certain kinds of whiskey, lifting oversized tires, biology, serving up moonshots, cooking, eating without drinking a drop of anything, snoring, mononucleosis, dry heaving.
Best Chance at becoming famous: I'd like to think that he could somehow turn his aspirations of becoming a doctor into fame, but I don't know how feasible that is, so I'll say creating a fact website similar to the ones about Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow about someone we all know...

5.) Pete



Roommate from: Sept. '06- May '07 (9 total months)
Current Location: Larchmont, NY
Hobbies/Interests: Greek Thanksgiving, the New York Yankees, doing John Sterling impressions, swinging at sliders in the dirt, slanging, video games, baseball, powdering
Best Chance at becoming famous: Reality television. If you put a camera on this kid, Truman Show style, it'd be must see TV.

6.) Max



Roommate from: Sept. '07- May '08 (9 total months)
Current Location: West Babylon, NY
Hobbies/Interests: Soccer, wiffleball, how NFL fields are painted, singing this song, Billy Joel, darts, hookah, being a stud, chewing on paper towels/napkins, Spain, Amsterdam, being bilingual, Las Vegas, Lionel Messi
Best Chance at becoming famous: Because he is a sexual being, I can see Max getting involved with a South American model and then intertwining himself with the Hollywood elite after a few more forays with supermodels/actresses.

7.) Greg



Roommate from: Sept. '07- May '08 (9 total months)
Current Location: This kid could be anywhere from Portland, Oregon to Saigon and I'd believe it.
Hobbies/Interests: gardening, chopping wood, operating machinery, wearing a pencil behind his ear, building shelves, breaking hearts, fishing, being sketchy, knowing "a guy" for everything, fixing flat tires, having flabby arms, reading blueprints, boating
Best Chance at becoming famous: Being the first person to drive John Madden's bus, the Goodyear blimp, Air Force One, a cruiseship, and a racecar at the Indy 500 all in the same day.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

On Saying the Name of a Movie, in the Movie

So last night I watched the movie American History X (1998). For those of you that haven't seen it, the film is about a Neo-Nazi (played by Edward Norton) who gains perspective in prison and tries to steer his younger brother from going down the same path once he gets out. I enjoyed it, but about 10 minutes in a character dramatically says the title of the movie. While I didn't particularly like how it was done in this film, I'm still unsure as to how I generally feel about when this happens.


(my apologies for the poor quality, but the point remains)

I've seen the 'title of a movie dropped in dialogue' done very well. For example, I enjoyed how the drug dealer Cheese in one of my favorite movies of all time Gone, Baby Gone (2007) was the one to say the title. Also, I loved how Robert Downey, Jr. said "I am Ironman." at the end of Ironman (2008). I think a lot of this rests on the screenplay writer's ability to select a title.

1.) Do they think of a title and then write the screenplay? I think this was the case in Ironman.

2.) Do they think of a title and then try to incorporate (force) it into the dialogue of the screenplay? This is clearly what happened with Clear and Present Danger (1994). The phrase comes from a famous Supreme Court case concering free speech.

Or

3.) Do they write a screenplay and then go back and select the title from a line of dialogue? I think this was the case with As Good As it Gets (1997).